What would Mohammad do?

If this true-to-life image of Muhammad, the self-proclaimed prophet of Islam, offends you more than the murder of thousands of innocent people explicitly in the name of Islam and Allah each year, then it means that you are definitely a Muslim (or at least a well-known type of Muslim) and this page is for you.

As a Muslim, you know that life is full of tough choices. Do you behead or not behead? Have adult relations with your buddy's 9-year-old child...? Take a female sex slave... ?

For followers of the Religion of Peace, it all comes down to knowing what Muhammad did when faced with the same decisions (based on reliable Muslim sources, of course). In fact, the more you know about the founder of Islam the better, even if you aren't Muslim.

Forget all those shifty-eyed apologists, trying to make Muhammad out to be some sort of "Jesus clone" based on a few obscure anecdotes. The prophet of Islam definitely wasn't one to turn the other cheek or keep his worldly appetites in check.

You want the truth? Think you can handle it? Well, here you are then...

What Would Muhammad Do?
(a checklist)

Would Muhammad...?	YES!	NO!
Have sex with a 9-year-old girl?
Advocate beheading?
Require women to cover their faces?
Befriend Christians and Jews?
Own slaves?
Marry his daughter-in-law?
Approve of prostitution?
Gluttonize?
Recommend wife-beating?
Hit his own wife?
Kill prisoners of war?
Advocate suicide attacks?
Kill apostates?
Tell sick persons to heal them-selves by drinking camel urine?
Beat children who don�t pray?
Have boys as young as 13-years-old beheaded?
Have eleven wives? (at one time)
Approve of Sex with Minors?
Lie?
Enslave women and children?
Stone adulterers to death?
Torture a man out of greed?
Consider men and women equal partners?
Steal?
Kill someone for insulting him?
Preach love for people of all religions?
Extort money from other religions?
Keep women as sex slaves?
Force conversions to Islam?
Commit acts of terror?
Kill a woman?
Capture a woman and rape her?
Encourage the rape of women in front of their husbands?

Oh, and don't forget that according to Allah himself (speaking through Muhammad, of course) Muhammad is the most "beautiful pattern of conduct" and "example" for mankind to follow (Qur'an Sura 33:21)!